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   "Somebody to love." Gender: Female
Sexual Preference: Bi-curious
Weight Units: pounds
Height Units: inches
Smoke: Non Smoker
Drink: Occasional
About Me: I am a modern, virtual, digital, wireless, interactive, biodegradable, voice-activated, high definition, high quality, low rent, high maintenance, built to last, multi-cultural kind of woman.I am politically, anatomically and ecologically incorrect. I have a lust for life and a personal agenda. I like rough sex and I like tough love. I take it slow, i go with the flow. I ride with the tide. I got slide in my stride. I am ready to wear and i come in all sizes. I might be rude, but i'm the real deal. I am laid back but fashion forward. Non-believer and overachiever. I'm feeling. I'm caring. I'm healing. I'm sharing. A supporting, bonding, nurturing primary caregiver. I am hyperactive and from time to time i am radioactive. I tell lies, I eat junk food, I party hearty. I like myself. I'm the best form of entertainment I have. And yes, I have lots in common with George Carlin :)) >
Occupation: Consumer
Favorite Food: Green peas
Perfect Mate: Somebody who is as madly in love with me as i am with him. Or Louis CK. Or Bill Bailey.
Meaning Life: What do we live for, if it is not to make life less difficult for each other? George Eliot
Know Me: There's a small possibility that we could change each other's lives. And I'm not always a complete idiot.
Favorite Books: I love poetry (Shakespeare, E.E. Cummings, Katherine Mansfield, Jacques Prevert, Dr. Seuss, Pablo Neruda etc), Russian writers (Dostoievksi, Lev Tolstoi, Gogol, Goncearov, Maxim Gorki, Cehov), John Fowles, Oscar Wilde, Aldous Huxley, Moliere, Jean Paul Sartre, Victor Hugo, Hans Christian Andersen, G.G Marquez, Antoine de Saint-Exupery, Alexandre Dumas etc etc I also enjoy reading philosophy, self help books and biographies.
Favorite Songs: The Talking Heads - This must be the place
Favorite Movies: La Dolce Vita, The Big Fish, Pulp Fiction, Trainspotting, Mon Oncle, Snatch, The Sunset Limited, Dumbo, The Sound of Music, The Discreet Charm of the Bourgeoisie, Twin Peaks, Seinfeld, Family Guy, Life of Brian, Jackass, The Barber of Siberia, The Shining, Singing in the Rain, Amelie, Star Trek, Sailor Moon, Magnolia, Game of Thrones, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Dr. Strangelove, Manhattan, The Mighty Boosh, The Perks of Being a Wallflower, Louie, Y tu mama tambien, Du levande, The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert, Fantastic Mr. Fox, Snow Cake, The Aristocrats, Non ci resta che piangere etc etc etc
Hobbies: Thrift store scavenging, travelling, tsundoku-ing, wallowing in self pity, learning anything, wine and conversation, singing, dancing, collecting crazy costumes, getting old, watching movies, doing nothing.
Talents: Punchline annihilation
Turn Ons: Turn Ons: creativity, passion, wittiness, humor, sarcasm, curiosity, common sense, adventure, an open mind, gratefulness, relaxation, playfulness, courage, kindness, altruism, independence, naturalness, kisses, bdsm, good taste, sunsets, nerds, charming older men, role playing, the Universe, cheerfulness, positivity, flexibility, aurora borealis, a good physical condition, red wine, ginger pubes and snowboarders. Turn Offs: stupidity, ignorance, arrogance, rudeness, greediness, intransigence, anger, finance, addiction, ungratefulness, freeloaders, narcissists, slickness, gossip, inertia, fakes, injustice, impotence, stink, body builders, chauvinists, shaven chest-legs-arms, herpes, bad breath, rotten teeth, guys that are grossed out by their own sperm, garlic, centipedes, big cocks, misogynists, megalomaniacs, negativity, gold chains, dragon shirts, religion freaks and beer.

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